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Skinwalkers

By DillDoe | August 5, 2007

Skinwalkers

Skinwalkers

What: Werewolf flick.

Who: Jason Behr, Elias Koteas, Rhona Mitra, Sarah Carter etc

How: Imagine Terminator/Terminator 2 with werewolves instead of robots and this is what this movie is. A half breed boy is being hunt by ‘bad’ werewolves because he can end the werewolf curse that they are addicted to. But he’s hidden/protect by ‘good’ werewolves and his clueless mom (Mitra) who want the curse to end so they can be normal.
The whole movie follows the Terminator plot to a ‘T’. They kill a bunch of ‘good’ werewolves to try and find the kid. When they do, he’s being protect by family & friends who are werewolves themselves. Who must keep him alive so he can end the werewolf curse in the (near) future.

(Massive Spoilers ahead)

Unlike Terminator, they try to throw in few surprises only to cause massive plot holes. The leader of the ‘bad’ wolves turns out the be the kid’s dad, who remembers his own brother, but not his wife & kid? wtf? They never explain really how he became how he is or why he totally forgot. The movie is just them picking off one another (the token black guys on both side are the earliest ones to go, lol) till the final showdown in a factory/warehouse where the mom gets bad ass with a pump shotgun (T2 anyone) Another plot hole is that they start to change as soon as the sun goes down, yet for the final showdown, they don’t change till 9-10pm ?wtf? And somehow retain human intelligence instead of the mindless animals shown throughout the movie.

Now the movie is called Skinwalkers, yet it’s purely a werewolf movie. They try to inject some myth, but who are they kidding. Skinwalkers were in control of their transformation to any animal, not just wolf or just when there is a full moon. And not just any werewolves, but cheap looking ones at that. The only positive note about this movie is Sarah Carter. The should’ve just center the whole movie about her (she’s so awesome). Just like in DOA she was the best thing in it. In that movie she was like a mist of Air Freshener to a huge steaming pile of crap! Oh and the video is dvd quality.

source: Skinwalkers.2006.DVDRip.XviD-BeStDivX

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One Response to “Skinwalkers”

  1. Boomkin Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 6:12 am

    is that like.. a spinoff of Dreamwalkers? o.O

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