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Heroe$
By DillDoe | March 8, 2007
A More REALISTIC look at some of NBC’s Heroes!
Ok, first up Issac Mendez, future painter, present time junkie.
This is what he SHOULD be painting.
Face it, he has to feed his habit some how and whoever heard of someone paying top dollars for comic book painting.
Next up is Claire Bennet. Unlimited healing, unlimited virginity!
That’s right, pornos. I mean come on, she was based on a porn title (Debbie Does Dallas).
With her healing abilities she is forever a virgin and snuff films would be no problems for her.
Mind reader, Matt “All In” Parkman.
Come on, how can you bluff a mind reader!
Peter Petrelli & Gabriel Grey (aka Sylar)
The US war on terror would end in a season of Heroes.
His brother Nathan is already loaded and has power, so no need to change that.
Ah so, Hiro Nakamura
He actually has one of the most powerful power in the show, controlling Time & Space with his Brain!
Only an asian can do that much math in his head, lol (jk).
He would be the ultimate pervert. I’ve actually seen Japanese Porno with the same premise. Stopping time to have sexy time with the ladies, Oh Yeah!
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