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Rise: Blood Hunter

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Rise: Blood Hunter What: Another typical Vampire flick Who: Lucy Liu, Carla Gugino, Michael Chiklis, James D’Arcy, etc… How: Starts out like a horror flick with plenty of blood and body parts. Then imagine every Vampire movie you’ve ever saw and that’s how the rest of the movie is. Lucy Liu, a (tabloid?) reporter accidentally [...]

Hostel 2

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Hostel 2 What: Sequel to gory torture flick Who: No one worth mentioning. How: Ok, first off this was promised to out do the first one in terms of gore & horror (tall order), but ultimately doesn’t deliver. In fact I found less gore & horror (and no naked hot chicks, wtf?) The movie follows [...]

Black Sheep

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Black Sheep What: Zombie sheeps Who: A whole bunch of kiwis How: Imagine Shaun of the Dead but with sheeps instead of Zombies. Like Shaun, it’s more comedy than horror. The specials effects were handle by Weta Workshops, same ones that did Lord of the Ring & King Kong, so there’re no cheesy looking special [...]

The Ex

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

The Ex What: Guy with pregnant wife loses job ends up working with his father in law and his wife’s Ex-boyfriend. Who: Zach Braff, Amanda Peet, Jason Bateman, etc.. How: Unfunny is all I can say about this HUGE comedy potential. Zach is pretty funny on his show Scrubs, but doesn’t carry it onto here [...]


Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Next What: Magician that can see 2 mins into his own future is need to stop a Nuke. Who: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel, and a bunch of other actors. How: Remember Minority Report when Tom Cruise rescue the female Pre-Cog and to get away, the Pre-Cog tells Tom what & when to do [...]

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